Of all the characters in all the television shows of all the land that you think might have a basis in reality, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Charlie Kelly (pictured right), wasn’t one that popped into my mind. That is, until I saw the mug shot of Kelly Gibson (pictured on the left), published by Fort Wayne’s news site, wane.com, which basically wrote an episode of Always Sunny:

A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday.

According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment, Elizabeth Gibson said she and her husband Kelly had been in an argument and he had gone upstairs to huff paint.

The report said since she was afraid to go inside, she handed the officer her keys and followed him up.

When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint.

Police said Kelly had a can of silver spray paint in his right hand and a paint-covered plastic bag in his left.

The officer said Kelly had a dazed, glassy-eyed look about him and was unsteady on his feet.

Really, all that’s missing is the song.