Stop laughing. Curling is a righteous game that deserves the world’s respect. Despite the Norwegian men’s team’s pants. Or maybe because of those pants.

In any case, I’ve been appointed the official curling correspondent for The Washington Post, so bookmark your browser. And in case you missed my curling coverage thus far, here ya go. You’re welcome!

Norway’s men’s curling team’s secret weapon: a psychologist

U.S. women’s curling team is down four straight losses: Can they come back?

Olympic curling still struggling to be taken seriously

U.S. curling teams still down but not out

Even the Nationals are curling fans

No, curlers are not slovenly — they’re hot

Like football? Then you’ll love curling

Curling brooms, Newton’s first law of motion and why curling may be cooler than baseball

How to get the United States more serious about curling

Actually, just refer to the “Published Work” page of this site. That’ll just be easier.